Why do men snore when they sleep on their backs?.....................................because their balls drop over their arseholes, and block the airway!!!!!!!
there were three nuns in church, two were crying, one was laughing. The priest walked up to the first crying nun, and said `why are you crying?' she said, `I have killed someone!' the priest told her to go to the font, and drink the holy water. To the second crying nun he asked the same question, she said, `I stole a car!' she, also, was told to go to the font, and drink the holy water. the priest asked the third nun, `why do you laugh, when your sisters are in pain?' `I just peed in the holy water!' she chortled.
A blonde woman went to the doctor with burnt ears, `what happened' asked the doctor? `The phone rang, and I picked up the iron, by mistake'. `And the other one?'he asked. `They rang back.'
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