Friday, 11 January 2008

A big step for Toyota but ...............

not even a mile stride will help!!

The Toyota team on Thurdsday unveiled their new car for the 2008 season, hoping it will help them take a big step forward after a disappointing 2007.

.. and in 2006.


.. .. .. and in 2005.


.. .. .. .. .. ..and in 2004.


.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..and in 2003.


.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. and in 2002!!

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Monday, 7 January 2008

Spanish Pansy vs Piquet

My view is Piquet will be just as challenging as Hamilton. Piquet also has the advantage that it might be his Rookie year but dont forget he has been their test driver for a year, so he is use to the car and to the team. Unlike Hamilton who was coming out of GP2 to F1.

I think Piquet will give Alsono a big run for this money. But that Renault - I doubt will win races.

Saturday, 5 January 2008

UPDATE

NEW 2007 REVIEW BIOS

http://www.spd-page.com/theslickegosteam.htm

Blackmail......???

Whether you like Fisichella or not, its a bit off when he is booted out of a team that renewed his contract earlier last year, and replace him with a guy who has admitted blackmail......I refer to the spanish pansy, Alonso......It is not just off, it is fucking outrageous!!!!! Through no fault of his own, he has had to endure the pansy tantrums, be critiscised for doing a good job ie. racing a car , and getting points, by his pathetic teammate, and then be told by the sleazeball, Flavio, `hey look elsewhere, your contract will no longer be honoured'!!!! We are constantly reminded of fair play in motorsport, F1 in particular, yet once again we find this not to be so. In a normal world, blackmail, is punishable by a substantial sentence, the spanish pansy is getting a fat paycheck, and his former teammate is looking at the death of his F1 career.....FAIR PLAY, MY ARSE!!! Fisi at least has put something back into mororsport, with his team encouraging younger drivers, I hear no mention of the pansies efforts.....I personally hope that piquet whups his ass, and that he has the most unreliable car that the double-dealing french bastards can produce!!!!! Sayonara Fisi.

Friday, 4 January 2008

Aston plans 2008 Le Mans Domination

mwhahahaha
Aston Martin Racing have released information on their 2008 GT2 car.
Plans arn't confirmed but lets pray for Le Mans !!!

Thursday, 3 January 2008

HCTW "Bin" Clip / Speedy

This is sort of what happens when a horse doesnt want to do what the rider wants it to. In this "Bin" he broke the plastic jump pole that he landed on. The sound is the best. ( this isnt me, thankfully )

Recently ive had a couple of falls and added with a bad illness has left me feeling like what only can be described as shit.

Speedy

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

Happy New Year - Slick Egos

Just wanted to wish a really happy and successful year to all the Slick Egos. Anybody got any good New Year resolutions???

May I suggest???..................................

1. Winning at Buckmore!

(P.S the team that won the 2hour endurance had 2 black flags!! Cheaters and bad drivers!! Just imagine getting a black flag!! hee hee)

Happy New Year - Love SpeedyChick

Monday, 31 December 2007

Playtime@Buckmore.......


...Was so cooool!! the previous post could lead you to believe that the slickego team was a tad better than we were........Quali was the usual scramble to get a decent time, in the 20min window, with two unknown Karts, neither track or karts had been used since the previous day!! A damp track..... spins everywhere, and yellow flags, adrenaline takes over common sense!!!it`s only quali, and everyones in race mode??.... when the 20min was over, and calm reasserted, we had a 2nd, and 10th on the grid....it would seem we had a lemon in the 2nd kart..The Stallion started 2nd,Cap 10th...remember that damp patch on the second apex?.....splish,splash,splosh...we`re running 3rd/4th, It`s nightime,lots of racing wannabees, and 80mph karts.....the top, and bottom of the track continually had karts stuffed into the barriers, and the race was plagued by yellows.... some of the flags were stowed, and this meant an opportunity to pass...a robust defence, or a straight shove by the other kart, and usually you stayed where you were, however, it did come off ...sometimes...then more yellows...As the race progressed we found ourselves in 2nd/6th...this looked good...remember, 5man team, two karts, 24 min changes, two fuel stops....remember those yellows?? somehow the speedichick slid past someone as the yellow went up, black flag....nooooo!!... lost some time....stop arguing with the marshall....pleeaasse!......a little later, Speedy cocked up his fuel stop....more time lost....more seconds were slipping away on the changeovers, that seat insert of the cap`s, pedal settings.....some teams could fly into the pits without penalty.....late on in the race the peril got all excited, and posted the fastest lap...50.5something....in the end we had a podium for team 1, and 4th for team 2....our rivals were local, and had 2man teams....our leading kart was, according to the Buckmore website, 16 seconds behind the leader!!!....we were so hot!! take away our mistakes, and we would have had the lead by a lap!!! Enduro racing is so cool.....the next race we are planning here will be the 3, or the 6 hour....bring it on!!!

This was our second visit to Buckmore, and we are still learning about being a team, and this circuit.... today, we could have won....next time we will!!!!...........Yea Baby!!

Sunday, 30 December 2007

We came, we saw , we conquered !!! .............almost Part 1

Its 2:17 now Sunday the 30th of December 2007 I have got in and done the most important thing I have done all day opened a peroni!!!! (And drank it obviously!) Now that, that is all done and dusted, back to the main point. Buckmore and what a day it was. Apart from the long journey that none of us can say that we liked (seemed like half an hour for me with all that sleep) once we arrived at the track we were ready for anything, even war if necessary. Although the track was free for at least 2 hours before there was any activity our spirits were not dampened by the fact that we could not have a quick blast round to find our feet.

Moving swiftly on to the important aspects of the day, qualifying! And the race! Qualifying went well with both karts in the top ten (2nd and 10th). Need I say any more? I think not.

THE RACE!!! or battle to the death if you will ( or till your hands fall off from gripping the dam thing so tight as u hang on fort dear life as it drives you round the track! )

the captain and I ( stallion! ) started the race within a few laps ( and fortunately uneventful ones at that as there were no spins as we both majestically flowed through all the mishaps and mayhem of the 1st corner! and the following laps ) we were in 3rd and 4th place respectively and were keeping up with the front runners which as far as we could tell have been there at least one more time than us, but given our skill and concentration levels we were keeping up and at points challenging them.

We kept our positions and before we knew it we could see speedy chick franticly waving boards and helmet bags while shouting Obscenities at us and our 24 minutes were up. To be continued..............................

Thursday, 27 December 2007

Men don`t feel the cold.........

So we understand.... sun the 23rd....... black ice at Pfi, gloomy with freezing fog..... speedy was unimpressed after the first race.. the speedichick even more so.... it was bitter..... the cap, of course was serene, in his Captain America outfit....yea right!! no quali for the cap, problem with the throttle....his race.... last to 12th... conditions were vicious... but 19 die hards had a go, and if you ignored the cold, it was fun....both speedy, and the`chick had a tough time, being bumped of the circuit, and in those conditions, it was very difficult to make up the time.....Race 2, reverse grid, it was a tad warmer...(ha ha!!) heading into the first few laps, the chick was making ground in front of the cap... but the guy in the lead was a little rough, and shunted her into the tyres/grass,.... the cap tried to capitalise but had a half spin, in the complex, generated by pansie-breath, which killed the progress, as we had a battle for quite a while, until he put himself off, and left me alone....yea!!.... for the first time the cap had speedy, and the`chick behind in both races...not due to his skill, but the atrocious conditions.. It was followed by a cold awards ceremony.... so many congratulations from the other slickegos on your 4th place in the Big Guns championship, to the Speedychick...Yea Baby!!!

Monday, 24 December 2007

Merry Christmas...
















quote; `This can`t really be what life is all about... learning how to live..just to live without'





Guys , a merry christmas from the cap, thanks for some coooool karting experiences this year...
To the peril, who leaves for distant lands soon....to the stallion, a man of passion...to the speedichick, a determined lady... to speedy, a man of heart...

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Someone told me.....

that Lewis has been banned from driving in France... well fuck-em!! Lewis, what the hell are you doing driving in france anyway? You are not a member of the golden team,renault, call me a cynic, but if you were, a police escort would be at your beck, and call mate!!! Not that I would accuse the frogs of any kind of bias.........
The other golden team of Cap, and Speedy were in fine form, on Sunday night, from 9th on the grid we fought 16 others for supremacy, and the worlds smallest trophy was the prize!!!
AS is the custom we awaited the mid race punch-up, but, happily everyone stayed calm, and we had a race to the finish...... Speedy had the first stint, showing great finesse, as he barged his way past everyone, lots of local yellows, and the occasional full yellow, allowed young Clarke to close up to Speedy, and overtake , he was in dynamite form, and also set the track record, in the high 40sec for chrissakes!!!!! Speedy kept in touch `til the change over.......The peril, and Stallion were having an off day with a kart that had a misfire, although peril showed great speed initially......Stallion as is normal now, developed a new illness to explain the poor form........
The cap had a stint-long battle with two fists Pat, who although not in contention provided an immense amount of fun as we swapped places, and practised our parallel turns... Clarke senior was on track at this point, and we sailed past him to take the lead, and this left young clarke in a dilemma... should he pinch dad`s time, and change...hmmm.... of course he will, the selfish twat!!!! Cost him time..... but the cap was up for it, despite frantic signals from Speedy, we won with a nice little margin...Yea!! Two-fists posted the track record for a short time, until young Clarke managed to shave a few 100`s off it, well done guys.... but the worlds smallest trophies belonged to the slickegos... yea baby!!!!

Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Finally

At long last the FIA (Fucking Idiots Association) appear to have got bnored of bullying Mclaren and let them get on with next years car, the MP4-23.

But it seems the French, dont as Lewis Hamilton was stopped by Police on the motorway and has had his licence suspended for a month and has to pay a fine.

He was only doing 120mph. Good Lad!

Speedy

Monday, 17 December 2007

.COM

THE OFFICIAL TEAM SLICK EGOS WEBSITE IS NOW .COM!!!!!

www.spd-page.com

YEA BABY!!!