Tuesday 11 September 2007

Yea Baby!

Due to the overwhelming response to the `Name that Horse' competition, it has been decided to close the entries so that the judges can make their decision, prior to the upcoming uber kartfest, at Buckmore Park, the winner to receive their prize from the well-known, well- loved, well respected,............ sorry,...... she`s not available................. so, the Speedychick will have to do , instead. Never mind campers, an extra bingo session will be played , in the rear of the passat, instead. Speaking of roadtrips....................... a few rules for in-car-etiquette; all jokes are allowed; no fxxxing I-spy; All music shall be treated with respect or derision, as is appropriate; Farting should be discreetly followed by opening the window fully, unless you`re asleep, in which case, you will be shaken roughly to explain yourself; The Navigator should be respected, even when it is clear we are totally fxxxing lost, abuse should be succinct, pithy, and original; Respect the car, no shoes on the dash, or food in the ashtrays, please; For the poor traveller, sick bags will be provided; Any breaking of the above rules will mean banishment to the rear compartment, behind the dog guard!!!
All comments are welcome, and will be treated with due consideration.
Had a couple of iron man sessions at the weekend @ppik, the first was a yellowfest, the second had two yellow stoppages, and all the participants had big smiles, afterward. The first was the usual bunch of guys who still see the wide line as odd, despite the fact that the kart in front has lapped them several times!! I look forward to the new karts, with great anticipation, as these karts put you at the mercy of these numbnuts!! The second event was pure fun with two distinct groups, one was a large group of lads, the other, two couples, both had lots of fun, and laughter afterward in the bar, and will come back again, My times were terrible , but they made it a pleasure. Yea Baby!!!!

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