Speedy

Speedy, is currently serving her majesty, she`s very pleased, and when he is allowed back into the real world, we taxpayers will be extremely gratefull! he gets all his meals, a good bed, and some silly bastard, has given him a rifle! HE can`t read a road sign at 10 paces, but he`s a good man, and can drive a kart so fast he can dodge his own bullet!