What?

Went Karting last night, And the powers that be, decided, without a by your leave, shut the bloody road off!"!!!, and nobody could find the keys to the alternative gate, help!! Speedy needed his Pizza., I was cool of course, but we were trapped, IN A SOUTH LEEDS WAREHOUSE!!!!! , and no women in sight, but the bar was full of beer, and then some clever bastard found a security guard with a key to the gate, What?