Food for thought

The height of delusion, is sucking in your stomach when you step on the scales!

Media Excess

Have the media completely lost the plot? For months they have tried their fxxxing damndest to create bad feeling between Hamilton, and Alonso, and now the guys are starting to respond to the pressure they (the media) roll over, and call the guys `petulant, and poor sportsmen', well you would be fxxxing petulant, and a poor sportsman with the media `rod' up your ass, woud`nt you!!!!!!! Report the race, and stop trying to create tension, and mistrust, Kimi stay as you are, and give them nothing to hang you by! If this is what a journalism degree teaches you to be, an immoral, leech, who preys on others weaknesses, and foibles, twisting words, and phrases, to manipulate people, and situations, then, for my money, you(the media) are no better than the shit on my shoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooooohh, my blood was up then!

Apologies

Don`t know quite how I managed it, but during a karting session this weekend, I managed to run into a Marshall!!!! She was trying to recover a stricken Kart, and we were at walking pace, banged her Knee, when I caught her, apologies to Leighanne, hope she`s ok.

Underfloor Heating

Underfloor heating, anyone?

James Toseland

Back to back race wins, at Brands, on English soil, in front of 126,000 people, how cool is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done James Toseland. Dominant in race one, as an unlucky Troy Bayliss kissed the tarmac, after being mugged by, Toseland, Haga, and Corser, in the typical robust fashion that makes this bike series such compulsive viewing. This series makes F1 very poor value for money, with daring, exciting, overtaking, throughout the field, In fact it is downright annoying when the leader(s) open up a half second gap! All credit to Max Biaggi, who consistently gets swallowed by the pack, only to provide watching fans with a masterclass in race recovery, and gets a podium! Apologise to the `dogs borrocks' Max, show some sportsmanship it will only ,make you stronger, yea baby! Race two was equally compelling with James, and the aforementioned `dogs borrocks' keeping each other very honest, is Haga a racers dream or what!! Max, what the hell are you doing, you dozy italian, a drive through! c`mon. Best credit goes to the Haga interview after the race, irresistable rubbish, fantastic.

Barron Connor 575GTC

Topical Joke

Nigel Mansell was apalled , when his racing car, equipped with all the latest technology, came last in the race........ He was fuming, and he, and his engineers were looking at the car trying to decide what to do , on top of the car were three men, all with full makeup, wigs, and dresses, the race engineer, pointed, and said, `there`s the problem , TOO MUCH DRAG!!'

Jolly Good Fun Old-Chap

Karting followed by a Brio Pizza and beer! could there be a better night?

Changing Rooms.

GETOUTOF THE KART, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pole Position

The yellow Peril chasing down the competition!

Buzz, n, Bev part2

Well guys, thanks for an entertaining evening, it`s so hard to find someone to share quality diving experiences with. We will touch base about 2009, it will be so cool, I will superglue the damn frogfish to Roach if need be. Hope you read this, and have a safe journey, back home.

Builders Candy

This house is at the edge of Sherwood Forest, it is beautifully detailed,a great deal of care has gone into the choice, and use of materials, without any concession to the accomodation inside.

Fantastic, and right beside the A1!! eye candy for builders, or what?

Buzz, n, Bev

Hi, and welcome to two diving buddies, from the states, we met on Sipadan several years ago , and we`ve stayed in touch, it`s allways good to see you guys, looking forward to our meal, and swapping dive stories!! I will post this before we meet, and tell them about it when we see each other.

What?

Went Karting last night, And the powers that be, decided, without a by your leave, shut the bloody road off!"!!!, and nobody could find the keys to the alternative gate, help!! Speedy needed his Pizza., I was cool of course, but we were trapped, IN A SOUTH LEEDS WAREHOUSE!!!!! , and no women in sight, but the bar was full of beer, and then some clever bastard found a security guard with a key to the gate, What?

Total Spa 24hr Update

We are into the final hour of the Total 24 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps. Instead of a Vitaphone victory it is now Carsport Holland with the advantage.

15:01- Van de Poele apologises to the team for his mistake. A win has gone up in smoke.


15:08- Carsport Holland has been given a warning for not having their lights on. They are on in some corners and off in some other corners. What will happen...


15:10- Pier Guidi has lapped the Luc Alphand Aventures Corvette again, but in these treacherous conditions every simple overtaking manoeuvre might end up in tears.


15:11- In the Vitaphone pit box Eric van de Poele can not believe he has thrown it all away. All he can hope for is a miracle and a super drive by team mate Pedro Lamy.

15:13- Fässler still has a lap and almost 50 seconds advantage over Lamy. Lamy is pushing hard though.

15:16- The Carsport Holland Corvette has entered the pit lane!


15:17- Pedro Lamy has passed the pitlane...he is back on the lead lap.


15:18- After a short check of the rear lights the Carsport Holland team sent Fässler back out.