Thursday 16 August 2007

Trophy Shelving

Tired of those old trophies kicking around the bedroom floor? Miserable, `cos mom won`t let you put them on display with the pathetic excuse that`they collect dust`!Angry that they are all crushed together in a black bin liner!! Well trophy lovers, hurt no more!!!!!!!! Look no further!!!!
For an amazingly low sum, I will supply you with the ultimate in uber-shelving, an expandable, beautifully finished shelving system , made from an amazing, enviro-friendly material, which will hold one, to one hundred, or more of the finest, chromed blown plastic trophies on the market today!! Are you salivating yet? Is your heart racing as it did when you won your first medal for taking part?????Is it? Is it?
Well, due to an astonishing deal we have made with a top supplier, you could have this top system, supplied, and fitted, on your wall today, for the ludicrously small sum of £1.25. Got your attention! Multiple orders 10% discount.
We do installment plans, and interest free, send all monies by cheque, postal order, or cash, made payable to Rypaniunof, 01, Suka Street, off South Parade. Skegness.

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