Tuesday 11 December 2007

Someone told me.......

Its a damp Sunday in December, its deceptive, driving down the A1, looks like it will be a dri-ish race at Pfi...yea......what a load of bollocks!!! hit Newark and the wet shite is everywhere!!
Another test for the slickegos team, which due to various wusses, needing to wash their hair, and buff their nails, consisted of speedy, and the cap........ 10 teams...quali 2nd with a 1:15 lap....pole, half a second faster!! Single file start, got the lead.....yea...for a lap.... going well for 10 laps or so, sllliiidde, shit!! keep going.... backmarkers, clearly annoyed at being overtaken, for the 6th or 7th time....... little contact.. road rage.. tried to take the cap off.. bust his wheel on a kerb...obviously the cap`s fault.... speedy was awesome with his nearly controlled powerslides...too many little slides from the cap put us in a distant 3rd, same lap as winners, but 3rd.......jaw muscles aching with laughing....cool race.
Dashed back up the A1 to PPIK for a promotional enduro of 90mins.... snappers, and PR guys...
Good turnout of regulars with a few new teams.....rolling start, from 9th.....peril, directly ahead... top kart, we were flying.....2nd in 20 mins...only the peril, who omitted to mention that he was solo....we were parallel for lap after lap, enjoying it too much to really push for the total lead...what`s this at the chicane...karts stopped all over the place... bodies everywhere...fists flying!!!.. We pulled up to mayhem... Pat K. quiet pleasant guy, trading blows with one of the new team guys...Pat???... `course this upset dad, John.K...... lots of verbal.... but the guy thought he was hatton , and was throwing kicks, and punches everywhere, so like hatton he was picked up, by the helmet, and sat on his ass, worthless shite!!!!....The red mist is usually a brief thing, however this was just daft... they took an early bath, and we finished the race... still had great fun... cool moment was outbreaking Dawn into the hairpin, she only weighs 7stone, and is soooo fast, she was laughing in her helmet all the way down the pit straight.....finished 2nd.. had a good day, despite the asswipes...bring on the next race...Yea Baby!!"

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